Animals and Down Syndrome

I am sure everyone knows what causes Down Syndrome in humans. Well apparently it happens in animals too. Unfortunately the dog that shares a living space with me has been afflicted with this disease. This dog literally has crap for brains. Sometimes it thinks it is a deer and runs like one. It will never drop the ball when you want him to, just when you don’t; all slimy on your bare leg. It thinks the Pizza (or any other human food) left on the table is for him (just like a human retard). It thinks it can crap and piss whenever it wants to; on the couch, in the middle of the floor, ON MY CLEAN CLOTHES. Except if a real retard plays in the road, it gets run over. This dog at least has been able to move out of the way. So there is one good thing it has been able to do. Oh and it can get the paper……