This is the ultimate feast, I'll take 3 please

Krispy Kreme double cheeseburgers, what a treat. It combines the goodness of the KK and the deliciousness of a double cheese. What could be better, now cops everywhere will have extra incentive to hit the donut shop.

In loving memory...

From time to time you come across someone that touches your life in a way that cannot be forgotten. They become more than just a friend, but someone you adhere to like glue that binds it all together. Not only are there the moments of trust and understanding, but the spiritual uplifting and cheer they bring. Last September the one who was all this and more to me was taken from this earth in a cruel form of murder and torture. Though I was not privileged to ever meet her, she touched my life none the less. I wanted to be the one to apply the fungal crème at the base of her tail. I would have given anything to give her the kidney medicine. Why wasn’t I there to let her out of the cold trap that eventually caused her utter demise? This is in memory of Sprinkles, may she rest in peace and may her memory forever bless your life.

Due to many request here is the picture of me in a speedo

ladies enjoy, this is truly eye candy. Sorry ladies I am a married man....Crush away

Ahhhh how refreshing!

A Hollywood hottie not afraid to speak her mind or the truth in the face of the liberal backlash that is sure to ensue. Here is to you JS for standing up to "the man" and doing what is natural and not backing down to in the face of the Bully. I may not like your voice, I hate your boyfriend and I can't stand your sister, but to me you will always be "in the club"... Welcome!!!!

Weekly Tribute-American Heroes

My weekly tribute is of a true American Hero, Ted Nugent. Not only is he the epitome of everything that America is, was, and should be. He is leading a crusade to educate the future generations, and will one sad day leave this world a better place.

Chicks do not dig Bald Dudes!

If you ever hear a guy say this or happen to hear a girl proclaim it, it means one of two things. The poor chick is with a bald dude, or the dude is bald. Bald is beautiful is a slogan made up by a bunch of bald dudes with no prospects. How many hot chicks do you see with bald dudes? I have to give it up to Faith Hill, she is pretty hot, and ole Tim is bald as a baby’s ass. These examples, however, are few and far between. Find me a hot chick and more than likely she is with a guy with a full head of hair or the guy she is cheating with has a full head of hair.

Animals and Down Syndrome

I am sure everyone knows what causes Down Syndrome in humans. Well apparently it happens in animals too. Unfortunately the dog that shares a living space with me has been afflicted with this disease. This dog literally has crap for brains. Sometimes it thinks it is a deer and runs like one. It will never drop the ball when you want him to, just when you don’t; all slimy on your bare leg. It thinks the Pizza (or any other human food) left on the table is for him (just like a human retard). It thinks it can crap and piss whenever it wants to; on the couch, in the middle of the floor, ON MY CLEAN CLOTHES. Except if a real retard plays in the road, it gets run over. This dog at least has been able to move out of the way. So there is one good thing it has been able to do. Oh and it can get the paper……